On vacation in Myrtle Beach. Using the Pinside Pinball Map, I located a resort called Sea Mist that had a small arcade with the line-up of Funhouse-Earthshaker-Dr.Dude-DE Simpsons-Jokerz. For a Sys11 lover like myself, it was a must-visit. I'm unhappy to report that "disappointing" is an understatement. Funhouse's trap door assembly was completely broken off and lying in the trap door hole. Didn't matter, the upper flipper wasn't strong enough to hit Rudy or make the loop shot anyhow. No GI, either. Earthshaker's GI was pooched as well. I was wondering why I couldn't make the lock hole shot: the lack of lighting made it hard to see the two drywall screws sunk into the playfield in front of the hole. Display was garbled beyond recognition, too. DE Simpsons was missing flipper buttons and turned off. None of the playfield features worked on Jokerz. Dr. Dude was the best of the bunch, but still had a lot of its features disabled. The Mixmaster and all kickers were working, so at least it was a passable pingame. No point in telling the attendant, they must know the machines are deplorable with this much wrong. In conclusion, this is where pinball machines are sent to die. Also, judging by the clientele and staff, Sea Mist is where YOU would be most likely to die on a trip to the SC coast, too.